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		<title>s Diwousem a Emou okolo světa – díl 12 – Horem pádem hurikánem</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Ema: „Ještě že mám ten Taft od Schwarzkopf. Miami, tornádo – můj účes je perfektní. Portoriko, hurikán – a můj účes stále drží...“ Diwous: „Drží ti ho helma, ty mudrlantko. A sehni se – letí proti nám rybářská loď!“   Více na:]]></description>
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<p><span style="color: #666699; font-size: 13pt;">Diwous:<em> „Drží ti ho helma, ty mudrlantko. A sehni se – letí proti nám rybářská loď!“</em></span></p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2015 17:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Dojemný příběh z McDonald&#8217;s</title>
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